Oh, the cleverness of me!

Standing in my kitchen smelling every utensil in my drawer because something smells off in there.

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Eli and Ruby (Taken with instagram)

Eli and Ruby (Taken with instagram)

Rachel and Maddy (Taken with instagram)

Rachel and Maddy (Taken with instagram)

My handsome boy.  (Taken with instagram)

My handsome boy. (Taken with instagram)

Ruby: Mom, can I use some tape? (looking guilty but calm)
Me: What did you break?
Ruby: I don't want you to look.
Me: I promise not to yell. Please show me. (It is the big red umbrella, she's broken the stem part in half)
Me: Oh. Honey I don't think tape will fix that.
Ruby: Oh. *pause* We should hide this before daddy gets home.
Rachel: Mom are you going to cry next year when Ruby starts kindergarten?
Me: Probably
Ruby: I am going to walk to school. And when school is over I will walk back home. (she hugs me as she says this)
Me: Why do you want to walk to school?
Ruby: Because then I don't have to hear you crying.
Red Velvet Cookies with Cream Cheese Frosting.

Red Velvet Cookies with Cream Cheese Frosting.

Eli Logic.
Eli: (looking at a picture of a peach with it's pit still in tact, with the word "PIT" next to it) What is a pit? This looks like a peach.
Me: The pit is the part that looks like a seed.
Eli: Why can't it just be called a seed?
Me: Because it's not actually a seed. The seeds are inside of the pit.
Eli: (a few minutes later) Why do arms have pits?
Me: Um, I'm not sure why we call them that. Maybe because when you hold your arm up it makes a dent, like where the pit is.
Eli: No, that's wrong. I know why.
Me: Why?
Eli: You can't see it, but the bones inside are shaped like seeds.
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Taken with instagram